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| 1. |
It insulates the closet where it is kept. |
| 2. |
It helps keep the economy going. It is our patriotic duty to support
 sheep farmers, cotton farmers, textile mills, and yarn shops.
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| 3. |
Because I like it, and I might use it some day. |
| 4. |
I'm participating in a contest - the one who dies with the most yarn wins. |
| 5. |
It keeps without refrigeration, you don't have to cook it to enjoy it,
you never have to feed it, change it, wipe its nose, or walk it. |
| 6. |
I need the extra weight in the trunk of my car for traction
on snowy, icy roads. This is important, even in southern climates - you
never know when the weather will change. |
| 7. |
Buy it now, before your husband retires
and goes with you on all your shopping expeditions. |
| 8. |
Like dust, it's good for protecting previously empty spaces in the house. |
| 9. |
When the big Earthquake comes, all the yarn shops might be swallowed
in the ground and never be seen again. |
| 10. |
Stress from dealing with the Yarn Control Officer,
my husband made me do it. |
| 11. |
It's not immoral, illegal or fattening. It calms the nerves,
gratifies the soul, and makes me feel good. |
| 12. |
Because I'm worth it! |
